DEAD
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hopefully things work out with this girl this summer so i can post her all over this blog
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
The Legend of Zelda.
You’re not Zelda.
Okami
You paint everything to death.
Mario Party
All of your friends are assholes
Borderlands. There’s numbers everywhere when you hit enemies.
Sonic the Hedgehog. Run Right.
TF2. You try to capture pits of gravel.
TF2. Free to play.
Morenatsu
There are no women and your other eight friends end up suffering with nobody by their sides.
paper mario: theres one portion of the game where you have to play as princess peach and make a cake for a shy guy who looks like he just ate the entire population of the mushroom kingdom, and if you don’t put it in the oven for exactly 30 seconds, no more no less, he spits it out, exclaims that you learned how to cook at “truck driving school”, and makes you remake the cake from scratch
Gauntlet Dark Legacy- Throw unlimited weapons at grunt enemies to get to the end portal and face a boss
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